Who are we, you ask? Well, you probably didn’t ask that altogether. You probably just clicked that link at the top of the page wondering what you’d find in a page titled “About Us” on a website dedicated to nothing less than nothing at all.

Well, you’ll be happy to know that who we are isn’t very interesting.

My name is Juan Treminio, a Jewish Nicaraguan immigrant that lived as a wetback for 17 years here in America, during which time I plundered, razed, raped, stole and was pretty much an all-around bad dude. I would laugh at police attempts to identify and/or capture me, as my wetback status clearly defined me as an endangered species and nothing could be done to me. Take that, EPA!

I began this website after browsing through eBay in 2003 for man-on-doll porn. Someone was selling the name for an incredibly low price of $2.00 plus a reasonable “transfer” fee of $20.00 which involved such complicated tasks as giving me the account name and password to be able to change my own domain information. Asshole.

I made a few friends, many enemies, when I first published an article dedicated to laughing at pictures of dead kittens, during which time I bounced around from host to host and finally decided to say fuck it to it all and sell it. Donald Chase, from such world-renowned websites such as RexMag.com, GroovyBus.com, Pinkems, and PornSpinner, paid the hefty price of $5 Salvadorian Colons. Haha what an idiot.

Anyways, I’ve stayed on and continued writing, sparingly and on a schedule of my own making, since the purchase because, frankly, I have nothing else to do outside of working 75 hours a week, going to college, and trying to do whatever it takes to shut my wife up.

If you are interested in trading links with this website, you should consider getting medical treatment, or going to this page and reading the prerequisites.

If you are looking to meet new, interesting, and pedophiliatic people, go to The Forums.

If you have a question, comment, concern, or blowjob for me, please do not hesitate to email me at jtreminio@gmail.com.

If you wish to reach Donald, do not bother for he is a God and us mere mortals cannot go in search of us. If he wants you, he will get you, even if it involves the use of disabling narcotics.