http://www.ehacked.com Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 08 Jul 2008 07:56:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Tuesday February 14, 2006 is a day that will live on in my memories for the rest of my life. A friend invited me to a party that night, and being single at the time I agreed to go, if not for the social interaction then the free booze ... http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/valentines_day_surprise/ This just in, from FoxNews of all places:Mexico's Congress Legalizes Drugs for Personal UseMEXICO CITY - Mexico's Congress approved a bill Friday that would legalize drug possession for personal use - decriminalizing the carrying of small quantities of marijuana, ecstasy, cocaine and even heroin. The only step remaining is the ... http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/mexico_legalizes_drug_use/ http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/strike/ There is a special word for people who enjoy bringing pain to themselves, be it physical, mental or emotional. Some people get off on the thrill and adrenaline that being pierced multiple times by large metal tubes brings them. Others enjoy getting kicked in the nuts and having it taped ... http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/horrible_internet_dating_experiences_part_iii/ Dear Diary, I did it. I finally did it. I never thought I would muster the courage, but it looks like there is no turning back now. I came out of the closet and told my parents. Since I hit puberty I knew I was different from the rest of my family. It ... http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/dear_diary/ I know what you're thinking: You're thinking that I'm a lazy cunt that did not care about keeping you guys up-to-date with all the latest in entertainment. You thought I was like that fat cook on the Food Network that always throws shit on his food and screams in a ... http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/video_update_121505/ Her name was Karen, and we first met in Psych 101.She was gnarled young thing; wheelchair-bound, head cocked permanently to her left, crusty fingers twisted into half-knots, long, atrophied legs, a seemingly endless trickle of spittle running from the corner of her mouth.Despite her physical curse (MD, compounded by palsy), ... http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/crippled_karen/ Hello! Once more this is Steve “Kingfreeze” Wisnoski with stories from the road. My saga this time starts with an e-mail I received 2 weeks ago from an old employer, Carnival Cruise Lines. I spent about 7 years trying to juggle cruise contracts with Royal Caribbean and Carnival Cruise Lines between ... http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/new_pirates_of_the_carribean/ So I am sitting here at the neighborhood Laundromat, with the only thing matching my lack of care in this world is my lack of clean underwear (hey gurlies even my current pair is dirty!). Oh, and before you ask, boxers, but tight ones. Anyways, I am surrounded by the ... http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/stupid_spanish_talk_shows/ If there is one theme that keeps resurfacing again and again in my life it is irony. Now let us be clear about one thing: 9 out of 10 of you will not know the real meaning of irony. You will think something stupid like, "Oh, today I went to McDonald's ... http://www.ehacked.com/front_page/articles/horrible_internet_dating_experiences_part_ii/