Let me guess: You have a fledgling website with an awesome layout and ideas so good they’ll practically smash your reader’s faces in from laughing so hard?

Then eHacked.com is your friend!

Yes, that’s right! You need traffic and eHacked.com needs love, so let us join hands and dance this tango, together! Let our websites mingle our collective visitors as a loving couple mingles saliva. Let eHacked.com thrust it’s visitors upon you as a young man thrusts his way into his lover’s body.

You will not regret your decision!

And, for a limited time only, upon request and dependent on the availability, eHacked.com will use protection in the exchange!

All that is required for our relationship to spark and blossom are the following:

1. You MUST NOT have a website that will take the average broadband user over 20 seconds to load. My god I can’t tell you how fucking annoying that is.

2. I will not accept pornography-based websites. If a person is in the mood for porn they are not in the mood for reading which is why Playboy doesn’t have long articles on their naked pages.

3. You must settle for a TEXT link on the front page, left-hand side. I do not put up other’s artwork. I expect the same on your site - a text link.

That’s not too much to ask, is it? I don’t even ask that you have my link up beforehand - as long as it is up within 48 hours of my putting yours up.

If you are interested, please, oh please email me at jtreminio@gmail.com with the subject “I want leenk exchange pleez” and I will get back to you ASAP, because I have nothing better to do than respond quickly to teenagers who are looking for free traffic to their personal internet website.

If you DO decide you want to use graphics to link to this website, here are a some a few of my geekier visitors have made for me: